1 00:00:07,63 --> 00:00:11,91 I was working the night watch at home. A call came in from the T.V. 2 00:00:11,92 --> 00:00:16,06 Studio. Two guys were over there making 3 00:00:16,07 --> 00:00:20,15 a right. We took a man on a four 4 00:00:20,16 --> 00:00:24,84 o two. Impersonating musician. 5 00:00:41,17 --> 00:00:44,01 Bonus. With Honey. 6 00:00:48,18 --> 00:00:53,35 Keep. Bringing up. 7 00:01:14,53 --> 00:01:19,84 To break bringing love's dream because. This is. 8 00:01:22,94 --> 00:01:27,36 Yeah show is it for two zero four and if you're 9 00:01:27,37 --> 00:01:33,46 a little viewer of our show longtime viewer you notice that something is different 10 00:01:33,46 --> 00:01:38,87 . That's right where the truth used to look so rustic Well the fact of matter is. 11 00:01:40,34 --> 00:01:46,40 The trees were reclaimed they went back to we didn't keep up the payments. So we 12 00:01:46,41 --> 00:01:46,52 have 13 00:01:46,53 --> 00:01:53,44 a brand new set from our scenic designer Dina Schumacher who does everything 14 00:01:53,45 --> 00:01:54,13 here she came 15 00:01:54,14 --> 00:02:00,58 a look at the trees and said. A true designer. And we now have these lovely 16 00:02:00,59 --> 00:02:05,74 cliffs I think there are clubs and all right and since you did such 17 00:02:05,75 --> 00:02:09,90 a nice job on the set now do you could you do something about our outfits I mean 18 00:02:09,91 --> 00:02:16,12 look at this yes all right she said buzz off OK Anyway thanks for watching and. 19 00:02:18,02 --> 00:02:20,07 Goodbye My Coney Island. 20 00:02:52,02 --> 00:02:52,24 And. 21 00:03:23,69 --> 00:03:24,01 I'm like. 22 00:03:31,50 --> 00:03:37,30 Yeah I know they're older. Anyway this is show two zero four and then there's 23 00:03:37,31 --> 00:03:44,14 a way for you to contact us should you feel. Outraged and shocked yes we do 24 00:03:44,18 --> 00:03:46,68 you can just go to this U.R.L. 25 00:03:46,69 --> 00:03:52,55 Banjo crazy Henry dot com and vent your spleen so to speak that can be very painful 26 00:03:52,56 --> 00:03:56,51 no people have done that they haven't had my spleen vented in some matter fact 27 00:03:56,52 --> 00:03:57,45 someone I had 28 00:03:57,46 --> 00:04:01,34 a very creative idea what you could do with your banjo Bob Other wouldn't fit the 29 00:04:01,35 --> 00:04:03,25 can forget so much for this being 30 00:04:03,26 --> 00:04:11,41 a family show. Five 31 00:04:11,58 --> 00:04:16,56 great. Changes. There's 32 00:04:16,57 --> 00:04:23,49 a change in the seat. From now on the. Ball will be 33 00:04:23,50 --> 00:04:23,98 diverted. 34 00:04:30,42 --> 00:04:37,31 I'm going to change. That. Then I'll change the way I. 35 00:04:45,71 --> 00:04:45,95 Was. 36 00:05:07,47 --> 00:05:13,73 Going to change. That. Then all the way. 37 00:05:15,01 --> 00:05:19,41 Down. I need some. Day is my day. 38 00:05:22,85 --> 00:05:23,65 To day. 39 00:05:29,11 --> 00:05:30,09 A. 40 00:05:36,27 --> 00:05:41,79 My wife suggested I sing she said you know you need some change and. Let's see what 41 00:05:41,80 --> 00:05:44,45 you got all right looks like you have 42 00:05:44,46 --> 00:05:46,51 a little headache there no I'm going to ask you to do 43 00:05:46,52 --> 00:05:53,20 a song. I started the show with another banjo player. Who's up there in. 44 00:05:54,23 --> 00:05:59,23 Heaven. On the very first show that you did with us way back in two thousand and 45 00:05:59,24 --> 00:06:04,29 nine early two thousand you came out and sang a song if I only had 46 00:06:04,30 --> 00:06:09,09 a brain. That's another good one for me thank you remembered to take the garbage 47 00:06:09,10 --> 00:06:15,79 out. From The Wizard of Oz yet. If I 48 00:06:15,80 --> 00:06:22,76 remember it. I could wind 49 00:06:22,77 --> 00:06:28,33 the way they were conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain. 50 00:06:30,77 --> 00:06:33,10 My hand scratching one must. 51 00:06:40,33 --> 00:06:45,01 Have Riddle from the very end in trouble or in 52 00:06:45,19 --> 00:06:48,29 a. With 53 00:06:48,30 --> 00:06:54,45 a. Thinkin that I could be another Lincoln. How did 54 00:06:55,13 --> 00:06:59,73 you. Oh. Could tell you why I. 55 00:07:01,91 --> 00:07:07,87 Chose in the snoot of the shell. I could think of things up with the phone. 56 00:07:08,95 --> 00:07:14,65 And then it stop. And think so much. I would not be just 57 00:07:14,66 --> 00:07:16,57 a nothing at all. 58 00:07:23,31 --> 00:07:29,03 Deserve you and be even with. Her. 59 00:08:02,52 --> 00:08:08,28 Own just like Raybold you. I could tell you Well Ray Bolger didn't play the 60 00:08:08,29 --> 00:08:11,62 trombone I know it was she knew the show. 61 00:08:16,50 --> 00:08:22,15 And then it's not and thinks. I would not be just 62 00:08:22,16 --> 00:08:26,61 a nothing my head all. Hard. 63 00:08:29,11 --> 00:08:33,18 And. Deserve us being even one of the only. 64 00:08:40,06 --> 00:08:46,22 Variant I. Know the. Great movie love it. 65 00:08:54,90 --> 00:08:55,39 Not much of 66 00:08:55,40 --> 00:09:03,56 a body anyway. I'm going to go to the gym. And 67 00:09:03,57 --> 00:09:09,36 I. Won't somebody coming. 68 00:09:12,14 --> 00:09:17,88 Back. On Me. All the talk. 69 00:09:20,10 --> 00:09:23,67 Show my sweet clinging. 70 00:09:49,39 --> 00:09:52,90 Ladies and gentlemen crazy Henry is now playing with his no. 71 00:09:57,34 --> 00:09:57,94 No talent. 72 00:10:04,02 --> 00:10:10,87 Show. Sweet clanging volume. You. 73 00:10:14,79 --> 00:10:19,47 Know. Nobody cares for. 74 00:10:26,15 --> 00:10:31,81 That song has an interesting history I think it was the first done by being. Oh no 75 00:10:31,82 --> 00:10:36,91 that was from Bert Williams Oh really out long before being Crosby Oh really I 76 00:10:36,92 --> 00:10:41,80 don't got nobody you know and then the one that went with it just the gigolo was 77 00:10:41,81 --> 00:10:47,31 first done by being I didn't know that either and then Louis Prima did just the 78 00:10:47,32 --> 00:10:51,84 gigolo and then in the mid eighty's David Lee Roth but I ain't got nobody is from 79 00:10:51,85 --> 00:10:56,58 the teens You mean like in one thousand Yeah I don't miss one hundred years ago 80 00:10:57,01 --> 00:11:03,02 Burt Williams was he was the only black act in white vaudeville I think at the time 81 00:11:03,06 --> 00:11:07,48 yes and he was in the follies to know that and 82 00:11:07,49 --> 00:11:10,71 a lot of people didn't even know it was like the Jackie Robinson of vaudeville this 83 00:11:10,72 --> 00:11:15,56 is the educational part of our show yeah we're just talking amongst ourselves now 84 00:11:15,57 --> 00:11:19,29 so if you want to go out for coffee we'll see later folks why don't we do 85 00:11:19,30 --> 00:11:22,00 a medley and just for the fun of it you do 86 00:11:22,01 --> 00:11:25,39 a song and then I will take it some word or phrase from your song into 87 00:11:25,40 --> 00:11:32,26 a song about that whole just for your show. When 88 00:11:32,27 --> 00:11:32,64 there's 89 00:11:32,65 --> 00:11:41,40 a shot. That's I'm out there. With the single blues how. Wonderful 90 00:11:41,40 --> 00:11:46,64 . To face. Beverage day with the do you do. 91 00:11:48,48 --> 00:11:50,48 You will neither do you that is make 92 00:11:50,49 --> 00:11:57,37 a. World go. Down the street with the happy 93 00:11:57,38 --> 00:12:04,38 go lucky if. You will fund all of the wall. And 94 00:12:04,39 --> 00:12:04,76 there's 95 00:12:04,77 --> 00:12:12,90 a shot you know. That some other. Little bundle with. The 96 00:12:12,90 --> 00:12:19,60 . Sidewalk when my show locks down. Already felt. 97 00:12:21,37 --> 00:12:27,11 The need to understand. It's never dark sleazy around the fact. 98 00:12:29,39 --> 00:12:35,03 This is. When. We. 99 00:12:37,19 --> 00:12:44,09 Use it should be. When I take my own shouldn't see all of the above the lives 100 00:12:44,10 --> 00:12:51,03 of those of me cause I'm no good Seiko whether Gangle take my shoes 101 00:12:51,04 --> 00:12:52,82 good. I'm 102 00:12:52,83 --> 00:12:59,80 a dowdy that's me rodeo Goudie I don't see many rowdy dogs. I'm done 103 00:12:59,81 --> 00:13:06,77 no good weather got to go take my show good. Race 104 00:13:06,78 --> 00:13:10,51 Sunday out of the new roof forget about all. 105 00:13:13,64 --> 00:13:20,12 Those out the ribbons with those. Shoes good luck. 106 00:13:21,33 --> 00:13:27,10 On his riches I can be had and I. Guess. 107 00:13:31,49 --> 00:13:36,29 He said oh no use again I said No you said gang which begins with trying. 108 00:13:39,47 --> 00:13:45,33 To hide. Oh I get. 109 00:13:48,07 --> 00:13:52,98 Run. Over again with that old. 110 00:13:59,38 --> 00:14:05,10 Blue Line. Oh dear heart. 111 00:14:10,37 --> 00:14:12,94 Of hearts God bless them from. 112 00:14:18,42 --> 00:14:21,69 All over. My. 113 00:14:31,09 --> 00:14:31,47 Not. 114 00:14:42,05 --> 00:14:46,53 Guilty or fair famously the. Young. 115 00:14:48,76 --> 00:14:53,14 Was. Not. 116 00:15:00,43 --> 00:15:04,21 The barbershop quartet in our case it was 117 00:15:04,22 --> 00:15:08,98 a barbershop duet Yeah well well I don't think we've done that one in 118 00:15:08,99 --> 00:15:13,58 a long time Sweet Adeline you know but the song you did mentions it yes what song 119 00:15:13,59 --> 00:15:18,11 did you do that old gang of mine that will gang mine yeah OK When we got to the 120 00:15:18,12 --> 00:15:23,55 studio we had a quick song or had our in our dressing room our dressing room is 121 00:15:23,56 --> 00:15:27,26 a nail Yes but you were playing something on your banjo I said that would be 122 00:15:27,27 --> 00:15:32,86 a big. Hello one of our camera people just made 123 00:15:32,87 --> 00:15:35,15 a physical just your address and it wasn't 124 00:15:35,16 --> 00:15:39,89 a thumbs up I'll tell you to which we saw you sir was going to me when you were. 125 00:15:41,17 --> 00:15:46,43 That old gang of girl of my dreams you've never done that is the band's true one we 126 00:15:46,44 --> 00:15:52,27 tried but before I forget what Elizabeth our camera woman was was saying if she 127 00:15:52,28 --> 00:15:57,12 wants to hear an Elvis song Oh OK So can we do Elvis first Absolutely and then the 128 00:15:57,13 --> 00:15:59,27 girl of my dreams oh you know all right that was 129 00:15:59,28 --> 00:16:02,36 a thumb up OK before you used the wrong finger. 130 00:16:07,03 --> 00:16:12,79 Let's do well this is first hit. Elizabeth said she wanted to early Elvis OK this 131 00:16:12,80 --> 00:16:17,93 was Elvis's first national It went in your honor Elizabeth I'm even going to put my 132 00:16:17,94 --> 00:16:20,23 collar up like Elvis would so like 133 00:16:20,32 --> 00:16:28,44 a channel and. Let 134 00:16:28,70 --> 00:16:32,81 me. Tell you just that. It's. 135 00:16:36,70 --> 00:16:43,65 Pretty good in and of your lives who know. How to lose so no 136 00:16:43,86 --> 00:16:48,49 one. Could Die. 137 00:16:50,37 --> 00:16:56,24 Who poet soul is crowded you still found some room. 138 00:17:01,03 --> 00:17:07,45 Where you the. Moon who was oh no moon the. Old who's 139 00:17:07,46 --> 00:17:14,45 only. New so long I could die you know let's play it now no no. 140 00:17:29,11 --> 00:17:30,04 No no you're feeling. 141 00:17:37,91 --> 00:17:43,78 A little better Lopes to. Days dressed in black. 142 00:17:47,08 --> 00:17:53,80 History. And none. Of those who know new breed. 143 00:17:54,91 --> 00:18:00,94 Of who's. Who. Could. 144 00:18:08,44 --> 00:18:13,48 Linger almost baby. Ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left the studio. 145 00:18:16,13 --> 00:18:20,52 Before we get sued by his estate speaking of his estate I had some work done on my 146 00:18:20,53 --> 00:18:22,37 house recently 147 00:18:22,38 --> 00:18:28,67 a few days ago and the guy very nice guy named John was. Was telling me about his 148 00:18:28,68 --> 00:18:32,73 trip to Graceland he said it was really amazing Yeah he said they sort of hustle 149 00:18:32,74 --> 00:18:35,70 you through though you know you can see the house but they're sort of you moving 150 00:18:35,71 --> 00:18:40,79 right along you know. He said was really amazing where walking we're walking we're 151 00:18:40,80 --> 00:18:46,33 OK That's from Dave that's right right but either way I'd like to remind the 152 00:18:46,34 --> 00:18:51,35 audience if you're still watching that you can reach us you really can reach us 153 00:18:51,36 --> 00:18:55,47 they keep switching We want to hear from you yes we do we even hear from that guy. 154 00:18:57,42 --> 00:19:00,24 Out I don't eastern Long Island I think he's 155 00:19:00,25 --> 00:19:02,43 a street person has something no he's trying to have 156 00:19:02,44 --> 00:19:06,18 a mailing address he's threatened to sic his lawyer on us if we keep mentioning his 157 00:19:06,19 --> 00:19:11,73 name Kenneth Kenneth. What can you possibly do what's his lawyers name M R E 158 00:19:11,74 --> 00:19:18,20 neuromas you know. Anyway. We don't know about anybody else but you have been fun 159 00:19:18,21 --> 00:19:20,13 doing this and I hate to say it's time for 160 00:19:20,14 --> 00:19:24,55 a piano solo going by the way if you just tuned in and things look different it's 161 00:19:24,56 --> 00:19:25,27 because we have 162 00:19:25,28 --> 00:19:30,68 a brand new set created by their fertile mind of Dena Schumacher who did all these 163 00:19:30,69 --> 00:19:34,98 notes prior she painted she did it all by herself isn't that right that he's gone 164 00:19:34,99 --> 00:19:39,58 into the show business Yes OK I think it starts and OK. 165 00:21:04,05 --> 00:21:04,55 Why do. 166 00:21:13,49 --> 00:21:14,81 Nicely done I'll give you 167 00:21:14,82 --> 00:21:21,47 a round of applause now was the original rags which I had created to. Morton Scott 168 00:21:21,48 --> 00:21:25,42 Joplin on the music it doesn't say it's picked by Scott Joplin but they're still 169 00:21:25,43 --> 00:21:26,97 arguing whether he wrote it was 170 00:21:26,98 --> 00:21:31,83 a bunch of common themes that's the accusation I think it's not the original red 171 00:21:31,84 --> 00:21:37,19 it's red That's right yes good point about that well now before I forget 172 00:21:38,67 --> 00:21:42,67 our camera person missy or Melissa has asked for 173 00:21:42,68 --> 00:21:49,34 a Frank Sinatra song dedicated to her mom OK. Elaine my mother's name was Helen 174 00:21:49,86 --> 00:21:50,58 knew it wasn't 175 00:21:50,59 --> 00:21:57,51 a. Drawing. All 176 00:21:57,52 --> 00:22:03,22 right why don't you do something to me. OK now let's do 177 00:22:03,39 --> 00:22:10,36 a Frank Sinatra song for healing. Let's Sinatra did this 178 00:22:10,37 --> 00:22:12,85 one during his on the. It's 179 00:22:12,86 --> 00:22:19,85 a gas or man period. Let's take it. Easy. 180 00:22:21,15 --> 00:22:26,45 It's going to be. Full rose to. 181 00:22:32,06 --> 00:22:38,69 His. Relax don't you. 182 00:22:41,36 --> 00:22:48,34 Love. Love. When they're on 183 00:22:48,35 --> 00:22:54,58 the road to the role not that safe to say. Let's make 184 00:22:55,50 --> 00:22:58,37 all the stops along the way. 185 00:23:03,88 --> 00:23:10,30 Of course is. To simply hold your horses. To Russia. 186 00:23:11,61 --> 00:23:12,69 Would be cross. 187 00:23:28,34 --> 00:23:33,67 Like the man says one more time I like. That he does. 188 00:23:35,41 --> 00:23:41,30 Not. Does. Not Sunni easy death. 189 00:23:48,26 --> 00:23:50,98 For Mrs mom who gave us a nice curtsey that was 190 00:23:50,99 --> 00:23:54,37 a class or yes let's see what your pretty looks like. 191 00:23:59,04 --> 00:24:05,95 Chinese buffets Yes. I have to do this. But I'm going to do you would mind if 192 00:24:05,96 --> 00:24:06,27 I did 193 00:24:06,28 --> 00:24:10,32 a song that was slightly suggestive you wouldn't mind I wouldn't mind you wouldn't 194 00:24:10,33 --> 00:24:10,91 mind if I did 195 00:24:10,92 --> 00:24:14,73 a song that was slightly off color would you I wouldn't mind would you mind if I 196 00:24:14,74 --> 00:24:14,89 did 197 00:24:14,90 --> 00:24:19,65 a song that was absolutely filthy that I'd mind right well this next song was considered 198 00:24:19,66 --> 00:24:24,17 that would have first came out really. And no the. 199 00:24:28,08 --> 00:24:32,05 Others. Another. 200 00:24:37,16 --> 00:24:40,37 I'm shocked you know people a lot of shoes 201 00:24:41,23 --> 00:24:48,03 a lot of rice. It's really killing. 202 00:25:02,77 --> 00:25:03,73 Picture that. 203 00:25:09,80 --> 00:25:16,09 He's washing dishes I mean. He even 204 00:25:16,92 --> 00:25:20,14 like you. That's what you get. 205 00:25:24,97 --> 00:25:28,64 On Another year goes by you know maybe once 206 00:25:29,18 --> 00:25:33,91 a year. Mr Memory. Like. 207 00:25:41,83 --> 00:25:46,67 He doesn't write doesn't fax. Every night. 208 00:25:49,32 --> 00:25:56,29 She says. He's making up the. He. 209 00:25:57,79 --> 00:26:01,51 I mean like us. Five thousand. 210 00:26:08,22 --> 00:26:15,19 Six her. Child says 211 00:26:15,20 --> 00:26:20,44 budge right and. You'll want to keep or you'll find 212 00:26:20,45 --> 00:26:27,34 a cheaper and they can will be. From Yes 213 00:26:27,35 --> 00:26:28,64 go that way 214 00:26:28,65 --> 00:26:34,04 a man who was given you never heard of any Cantor Oh sure and he can't i was really 215 00:26:34,46 --> 00:26:38,05 really I never lied to you know at the time when I borrowed money you'll get it 216 00:26:38,06 --> 00:26:44,80 back. What Bob you're allowed to shout it out 217 00:26:45,30 --> 00:26:50,85 sure Elizabeth said we. Know she asked for 218 00:26:50,86 --> 00:26:52,84 a Bobby Darin OK we can do bother. 219 00:27:03,50 --> 00:27:08,97 Someone brave new phone. Love this stuff. 220 00:27:12,30 --> 00:27:15,99 And won't use the she. Said. 221 00:27:22,22 --> 00:27:27,19 She uses them well June hold on. If I do. 222 00:27:31,40 --> 00:27:36,88 Strip to her. Say Hey Elaine Yes. 223 00:27:41,05 --> 00:27:47,28 It's not. On I don't know 224 00:27:48,27 --> 00:27:49,35 beyond doubt. 225 00:27:57,43 --> 00:28:01,96 They own this young. Kid. Before. 226 00:28:06,09 --> 00:28:12,01 Those see. The rigging. Saying. 227 00:28:15,85 --> 00:28:21,50 It's time to go that route no number to learn for. 228 00:28:22,71 --> 00:28:23,92 Everybody for watching.